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Hi I'm Madison and I not popular on the internet and always look scared.

brad-nowell:

Quotes I thought of when I was stoned

bongsucker:

okjol:

Black Hole bending light.

this is fucking terrifying

bongsucker:

okjol:

Black Hole bending light.

this is fucking terrifying

awaiting-my-escape:

cultureshift:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
septemberism94:

amoying:

hello this is for u

This picture made my heart so happy

septemberism94:

amoying:

hello this is for u

This picture made my heart so happy

Somebody talk to me.

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

wheres-the-pie-bitch:

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

This is so accurate

Doctor: well the results are in and its doesn't look good, you're going to die.
Patient: how long do I have?
Doctor: Ten...
Patient: Ten what?
Doctor: Nine...

oldmellowbricks:

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The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it

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One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.