Hi I'm Madison and I not popular on the internet and always look scared.
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.
Life. There’s always a way to make it work.
This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.
"A baby will destroy your career-"
Are you sure?
Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.
Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
This is so accurate
Doctor: well the results are in and its doesn't look good, you're going to die.
Patient: how long do I have?
Patient: Ten what?
The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it
One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.